February 2012
Watchblaggot:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
i didnt even have to watch the oscars because tumblr
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pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
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im not gonna take my meds for a week so if u see me talking to myself, or looking out into an empty space as if someone is there dont b concerned
or if you see me on the verge of jumping out a window you have to yell THINK OF THE ANIME! and i wont jump
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
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Blathers: Hootie hoo, I see you have a fossil there? Care for me to identify
Me: b b b b
Blathers: Oh, an insect! Do not free the beast from its cage
Me: b b b b b b
Blathers: It's known that the stegosaurus was once a fierce creature to roam this earth
Me: b b b b b b b b b b
Blathers: I am really tired did you know that hoo zwack sorry old chum I am a night owl don'tcha know
Me: b b b b b b b b fucking b
Blathers: Hoo hoo
Me: b
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i only go on this blog when my other blog gets to it daily post limit
sigh
lol when people get overdramatic about like a centimetre scratch on their car that’s a literal piece of shit and looks like garbage
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mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
and then another time in sex-ed some kid asked if you could use a garbage bag as a condom
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one time in 7th grade sex ed the teacher was answering questions and a girl raised her hand and asked,
“is semen edible? because like what if i accidentally swallowed some CAN I GET PREGNANT???”
and she had a seriously concerned look on her face like omg
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Watchjoshishollywood:
I decided to start tracking all posts tagged with #fuck you mom
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
