captain of the aluminum falcon: Archive

i have nosebleeds when i look at myself in the mirror

Jan 1st

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you know how in anime when someone sees someone they think is really attractive or something and they have like waterfall nosebleeds that literally happens to me too in real life which is why i constantly flare my nostrils or sniff a lot in real life

Jan 1st

maxfuckingbemis: haha. wow. i am soooo drunk. you can tell because i am spelling words wrong. hahaha. i am drinking so many alcohol its not even funny.

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snailgirl: hello west coast it is i east coast from the future

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quinsee: what do you mean its not 2004

Jan 1st

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iamperfectlyokaywiththat replied to your post: ok wow i just found out my step brother Dante has… I AM THE KING OF MOTHER FUCKING SPARTA. funny because i was the QUEEN of sparta and i got it on with zeus AND I GAVE BIRTH TO HELEN OF TROY TAKE THAT

Jan 1st

ruralbatman: mister-tomato: han-s: penises will still and always be the most hideous things in the world to me, though excuse me leda, my dick is a work of ART If you call a retarded python with one crooked eye ART……. LADIES, PLEASE.

Jan 1st

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ok wow i just found out my step brother Dante has 3 other siblings named Emmanouel, Rhea, and Artemis and i was like i should make a club of siblings who have really badass names when put together in a list cos my siblings names (including mine) are Leda, Leonidas, Eirene, Markus, and Roma

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Girl: I'm soooo baked right now.
Boy: Lol yeah you are.
 Girl is actually Pillsbury brand cinnamon rolls baked at 375 degrees and topped with delicious vanilla frosting; available at Walmart.

Jan 1st

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penises will still and always be the most hideous things in the world to me, though

Jan 1st

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FUCK THIS IM GOING TO DRAW ALL THE BEAUTIFUL NAKED MEN I WANT AND IM GOING TO PASTE THEM ALL OVER MY WALLS AND MY MOM CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT FOREVER

Jan 1st

milasweetcunt: my new years resolution is to steal the declaration of independence

Jan 1st

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i was going through an anatomy book and i usually don’t go through it when my mom’s home because it has a lot of sexual/kinky poses in it but i really really need a reference desperately for something so my face was literally buried onto a page of a bunch of naked men because i was trying to get every details of muscles engraved into my head and then my mom walked into my room and i...

Jan 1st

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HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS AT AGE 16 2K11 HOLLA

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my other blog is starting to rapidly gain followers and i feel like im going to like slowly ditch this blog as time goes by as i did to the blog before this one this blog was originally supposed to be only artsy related but then im not sure what happened at all it went all over the place … but im surprisingly staying true in this blawg http://legendofleda.tumblr.com/

Dec 29th

r-ed-ru-m: casually browses 13-year-old cousin’s facebook page in search for new reaction images

Dec 29th

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iamperfectlyokaywiththat asked: Hey. Get off of Tumblr and get your shit together. That's an order.

Dec 29th

TOMORROW IS THURSDAY AND THIS WEEK IS GOING BY TOO FAST I STILL HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK IM GOING SHOPPING TOMORROW I NEED TO FINISH PAINTING COMMISSIONS BEFORE I LET MY LAZINESS GET TOO FAR I FORGOT TO BUY CHARCOAL SO I CAN’T FINISH MY ART ASSIGNMENT

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im trying to remember a username for a game i used to play and i cant remmeber the username but i remember the password and i rmember parts of the username and i dont remmeber the email i used omfg im gOING TO CRYYYYY

Dec 29th

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lesmers replied to your post: melissa we literally have like 500 pairs of… “honey, the floor, it is cold. ALEX! GIVE HER SOME SLIPPERS!” you will never get away EVER with being barefoot in a russian household LOL

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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melissa we literally have like 500 pairs of slippers in our house for every single guest that comes over LOL

Dec 29th

lace-slips asked: omg i should have listened to you about russian moms i went to alex's house and his mom told me to eat like 10 times then i finally did and she was satisfied it was so cute then she told me to put on slippers because the floor was cold o.0

Dec 29th

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lol my parents cooked ribs for dinner tonight and i wasnt hungry but my mom forced me to eat anyway so i took a piece and started cutting off the meat from the bone into little pieces and eating it with a fork and my mom got mad at me and was like “WTF WHY ARE YOU EATING LIKE YOU JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUTTA 1800’S ENGLAND. YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY USE YOUR HANDS TO EAT IT.” ugH no...

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